Quotes for Michelle’s birthday, yes another class cancelled!


Quotes for today’s great event, the celebration of another glorious year for Angel Disley!

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”

“The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.”

“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover.”

“Growing old is like being increasingly penalised for a crime you have not committed.”

“Life has got to be lived – that’s all there is to it. At 40 plus, I would say the advantage is that you take life more calmly. You know that ‘this, too, shall pass!'”…….Michelle Disley!